Me Am "Mab Mab!"

Inspired by Kevin's recent avatar, I doodled this during a meeting at work today and afterwards cleaned it up a little in Photoshop:




Poor planning lead to me running out of space at the bottom of the page, so I twisted his left foot into an unnatural position to try and get it to fit. It ended up looking retarded (or, in Bizarro speak, AWESOME), so I did that lazy "fade out" shit.

Also, those aren't lens flares, technically. I made them myself, which means they're not tacky, but rather, FUCKING INCREDIBLE.

EDIT: Does his right arm, particularly, the forearm, look completely fucked? My eye keeps being drawn to it, which can't be a good thing.

Red White and Douche...

Muscle studies, courtesy of the supa awesomez Arnold Schwarzenegger Muscle Gallery.




Aaaaaand, the black and white line art, because I think I fucked him (yeah I did!) by getting carried away with my artsy fartsy attempt at a coloring scheme.



Man, why didn't I color the background green so I could title this RGB?! Why must my genius wit manifest itself after the point of usefulness?!

Why the hell am I even posting this crap?

Squat Magistrate's justice is both swift and purple.

Shit Goes Down

Gillian's son had not only swallowed her earrings,
but also her desire to ever wear them again.

Exploration Ball

Huey's uncle drove a ball like this back in 'Nam.
He also apparently,"Saw some shit go down."

Self Portrait

This drawing is all twisted and wonkey,
like my ego.

P.S. I'm growing the beard out again.

6.1

Not feeling it AT ALL tonight, but I wanted to just throw some lines down and keep my hand loose so...blah.