Reindeer Games

Rudolf the red nose reindeer,
shot down in his territory.

Eyes of coal and a heart of darkness

The Khmer Rouge learned two things that night:
1) Snowmen hold machetes and grudges fiercely.
2) There have been stunning advancements in portable refrigeration technology.

A simple man we call Kris

My imaginary son once asked me "Daddy is Santa Claus real?" So I sat him down and told him the truth. I said, "Son, Santa Claus was real once, but that man died in Cambodia in 1970. Today, the only ones putting gifts under the tree are your mom and I." If you're reading this Kris... stay strong buddy.

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